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My subconscious is frantically fanning herself, and my inner goddess is swaying and writhing to some primal carnal rhythm. He’s naked except for those soft ripped jeans, top button casually undone. I indulge myself in a quick glimpse at him, and my heart almost lurches to a stop. Placing something on the large chest beside the door, he strolls casually toward the bed. When he puts on those jeans, it's business time - and Ana's BFF, Miss Inner Goddess, sure knows it: I glance down quickly, staring at my hands, positioned with care on my spread thighs. James' saucy series, these jeans are the epitome of Mr. Sure, the dude is wearing jeans, but at this point we've seen Dakota Johnson's nipples like three and a half times and I'm of the mindset that homeboy should just ditch the jeans and opt for his birthday suit (he is about to have sex and equality is a thing I care about, even in the sub/dom dynamic - OK, Fifty Shades?). But despite having read all about Anastasia 'Holy Cow' Steele and her dominant inamorato, I still can't figure out why the hell Christian insists on wearing ripped up, ill-fitting jeans with no shoes on when he does the BDSM nasty and I fear none of us will ever truly understand Christian and his 'sexy' red room jeans.įor the uninitiated (see: everyone who never hid Fifty Shades inside a copy of War & Peace in order to read the steamy book on the subway), the emphasis placed on the reveal of Jamie Dornan in jeans in his Red Room of Pain might seem a little odd. I can be an adult and admit that I have read the first Fifty Shades of Grey book and two chapters of the sequel (I will however present the excuse that it was really truly for work, in case any relatives are reading this and dropping their jaws).

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